This is what happens when politicians try to do sports
-We will also be going to
a sumo wrestling match. We’re having a trophy made
in this country. We’re gonna give the trophy to
the winner of the championship. -I’m big on momentum. I like teams with good
point guards, being able to make free throws. -Ooh!
-That basketball ring — it’s the same height
as it is in New York City. [Cheering] -Hey, look at this! Donald Trump!
Donald Trump! -Whatcha gonna do when
John McCain and all his McCain-iacs
run wild on you? -Austin!
[Announcer shouting indistinctly] [Cheering] -Watch this
picture-perfect form. -Go all the way. Win.
Good luck. -I’ve always been a Yankees fan.
-I thought you were a Cubs fan. -I am a Cubs fan. But I needed
an American League team. -Who’s here today? The First Lady.
-Two… three. [Singing]
Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks. I don’t care
if I never come back. ‘Cause it’s root, root,
root for the home team. If they don’t win, it’s a shame. For it’s one, two, three strikes
you’re out at the old ballgame.