Tag: The Tonight Show

Kamala Harris Drops from Presidential Race
- by Garret Jacobs
- 5 days ago
- 38 comments
-Well, this is very exciting. Tomorrow is the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. And this is a big deal. [ Cheers and applause ] 20,000 people will be here, and they’re all going to be thinking the same
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Jimmy Shoots Free-Throws with Senator Bernie Sanders
- by Garret Jacobs
- 1 week ago
- 100 comments
-We were just talking about Medicare, and you actually needed some medical attention yourself a few weeks ago. Tell me a little bit about that. -I was in Las Vegas. We had an event, and for the first time in
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Democratic Candidates Over Age 70 Polling as Frontrunners for 2020 Election
- by Garret Jacobs
- 2 weeks ago
- 99 comments
-We have a great show tonight. Greg Kinnear is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Phoebe Waller-Bridge is here. -Oh! [ Cheers and applause ] -Phoebe stars in the hit comedy series “Fleabag,” which is also the name
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Jimmy Zones Out Recapping the Fifth Democratic Debate
- by Garret Jacobs
- 2 weeks ago
- 76 comments
-Well, last night was the fifth Democratic presidential debate. Because after a full week of impeachment hearings, what better way to relax than watching 10 Democrats yell at each other? [ Laughter ] It’s been nonstop politics all week. Seriously,
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True Confessions with Scarlett Johansson and Mayor Pete Buttigieg
- by Garret Jacobs
- 4 weeks ago
- 100 comments
-Here’s how this works. It’s like a reverse interview. We’re going to take turns reading a fact about ourselves. It might be true — it might be a lie. The other players get to ask you questions, and then they
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Donald Trump Has Nothing To Apologize For
- by Garret Jacobs
- 4 weeks ago
- 100 comments
I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, BECAUSE I SAID A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, IN POLITE COMPANY PERHAPS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.>>ALMOST.>>Stephen: ALMOST UNFORGIVABLE.>>AND SOME NICE THINGS.>>Stephen: I DON’T REMEMBER, I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING
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Tyler Perry Studios to Host Democratic Debate
- by Garret Jacobs
- 1 month ago
- 14 comments
-You guys, we have a great show for you tonight. Henry Golding is here. -Oh. -Noomi Rapace is here. [ Cheers and applause ] And we have magic from Dan White. -Ooh. [ Cheers and applause ] -It’s great. Dan’s
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Trump Attends UFC Fight, Beto O’Rourke Drops from Presidential Race
- by Garret Jacobs
- 1 month ago
- 31 comments
-You guys, my guest tonight is Chris Evans. That’s right. [ Cheers and applause ] And right now, even Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt are like, “Wait. Which one is he again?” I want to say congrats to
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The Second Republican Debate JUST Ended
- by Garret Jacobs
- 1 month ago
- 100 comments
HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I’M JUST GOING TO FIX MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE HERE REAL QUICK. AND, HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM, TEPID. NOTHING BEATS PROP COFFEE. YOU SEE, LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE, I WAS
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House Republicans Storm Closed-Door Impeachment Hearing
- by Garret Jacobs
- 1 month ago
- 100 comments
-Guys, we are just one week away from Halloween. That’s right. Millions of Americans are buying candy for trick-or-treaters, which they will rebuy in six days after they polish it off themselves. That’s right. Halloween is on a weekday this
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