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Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me
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Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK HERE WITH LARRY DAVID. LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.>>YUP.>>Stephen: I’LL– I WILL– I WILL WAIT. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE– ( GARGLING ).>>Stephen: PLEASE.>>YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, EXACTLY. SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON

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Lawyers Ride To The Rescue After Passage Of Utah Pornography Law
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Lawyers Ride To The Rescue After Passage Of Utah Pornography Law

WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. MAN, WINTER IS HERE.>>Jon: IT’S HERE.>>Stephen: EVERYBODY OKAY? EVERYBODY WARM ENOUGH?>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S FREEZING. IT’S LIKE SIBERIA OUT THERE, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OUR NEW LEADER IS VLADIMIR PUTIN. ( LAUGHTER )

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Racist, Un-American Speech By Arkansas Republican
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Racist, Un-American Speech By Arkansas Republican

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Donald Trump Has Nothing To Apologize For
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Donald Trump Has Nothing To Apologize For

I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, BECAUSE I SAID A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT ARE, YOU KNOW, IN POLITE COMPANY PERHAPS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.>>ALMOST.>>Stephen: ALMOST UNFORGIVABLE.>>AND SOME NICE THINGS.>>Stephen: I DON’T REMEMBER, I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING

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Andrew Yang’s Plan To Give Everyone $1K Per Month
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Andrew Yang’s Plan To Give Everyone $1K Per Month

FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST THIS EVENING IS ONE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES YOU WILL BE SEEING IN THE DEBATE ON THURSDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, ANDREW YANG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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Stephen Responds To Democrats Responding To Trump
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Stephen Responds To Democrats Responding To Trump

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN! SAY HI TO THE BAND! JON.>>Jon: YEAH, BABY!>>Stephen: JON, WE JUST GOT– WE GOT– I GOT ABOUT SEVEN MINUTES LEFT IN THE DAY, SEVEN MINUTES LEFT IN THE

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Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit
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Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT DOES WHAT I DO BUT WITH A CHARMING ACCENT. PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF “THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW,” GRAHAM NORTON! (

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Jeff Daniels on the Republican Party: “These Are The Guys Who Gave You Sarah Palin”
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Jeff Daniels on the Republican Party: “These Are The Guys Who Gave You Sarah Palin”

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE HOST FROM “THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT” NOMINATES THE FINEST ACTOR FROM THE JEFF DELEGATION AS MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT. PLEASE WELCOME JEFF DANIELS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>GOOD MORNING!>>Stephen: NICE

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Tiger Woods Gives Presidential Golf Reviews
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Tiger Woods Gives Presidential Golf Reviews

>>STEPHEN: WE’RE BACK WITH TIGER WOODS. TIGER, YOU’RE ONE OF THE GREAT GOLFERS OF ALL TIME BUT ALSO A GREAT POPULARIZER OF GOLF. ANOTHER MAN WHO IS KNOWN FOR THAT IS, OF COURSE, ARNOLD PALMER. HERE’S A PHOTO OF YOU

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Jada Pinkett Smith: Happiness Is About Peace
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Jada Pinkett Smith: Happiness Is About Peace

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “A DIFFERENT WORLD,” “MAGIC MIKE XXL,” AND “GIRLS TRIP.” SHE NOW HOSTS “RED TABLE TALK” AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM “ANGEL HAS FALLEN.” PLEASE WELCOME

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