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Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me
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Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK HERE WITH LARRY DAVID. LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.>>YUP.>>Stephen: I’LL– I WILL– I WILL WAIT. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE– ( GARGLING ).>>Stephen: PLEASE.>>YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, EXACTLY. SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON

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President Trump: “I Like To Obey The Law”
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President Trump: “I Like To Obey The Law”

>>WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S JUST OUR SECOND SHOW OF 2020. AND SO FAR, WE’RE NOT DOING TOO WELL ON THE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION OF “DON’T

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Stephen Learns How To Say ‘F*** You’ In Canadian
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Stephen Learns How To Say ‘F*** You’ In Canadian

FOLKS, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, WE DON’T TALK ABOUT INTERNATIONAL STORIES A LO ON THIS SHOW, BUT YOU SEE THE NEWS. IT’S A DANGEROUS WORLD, AND EVERY DAY, TENSIONS ARE RISING BETWEEN

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Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV
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Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET’S HEAR IT FOR MY WARM UP ACT TONIGHT, DONALD TRUMP. ( APPLAUSE ) AMERICA’S FAVORITE FUNNYMAN ADDRESSED THE

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As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It
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As The Walls Close In, Donald Trump Is Clearly Losing It

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS, DONALD TRUMP IS CLEARLY LOSING IT, AND HE DID NOT HAVE A SURPLUS OF “IT” TO BEGIN WITH. THE IMPEACHMENT VULTURES ARE CIRCLING, AND HE’S WORRIED,

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Trump, Barr And Lou Dobbs Are All-In On Deep State Conspiracy
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Trump, Barr And Lou Dobbs Are All-In On Deep State Conspiracy

( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, WE GOT RESULTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE’S INSPECTOR GENERAL REPORT INTO THE ORIGINS OF THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION. AND DESPITE TRUMP’S CONSPIRACY THEORIES, TO THE CONTRARY, THE I.G. FOUND THAT. THE F.B.I. WAS I.G. FOUND THAT

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