Progressive Poops?: All-Gender Bathrooms | We the Internet TV
Here at the Democratic National Convention, they are all about inclusivity. They don’t care what gender you are! If you have a butthole, you better be ready to use it. Anybody here looking to take a dump in a progressive environment? How’d it go in there? Awesome, mission accomplished everybody! Way to go! (singing) How progressive are your poops? Hey, how’d it go in there? -The bathroom?
-Yeah, good times? Well, you did go to an all-gender restroom. Would you like to talk about it a little bit? -Was this your first time using an all-gender bathroom?
-No. It’s not a big deal. Did they do anything new in there? Did they like, redo the pipes, or anything like that? What can we expect from an all-gender bathroom? It’s a bathroom. That’s it. Was it clean? Yeah, it was clean, it was convenient, it’s the way to go. It’s a bathroom. It’s a public bathroom in an arena. Did people take care of themselves afterwards though? Do people flush? Was there any pee-pee on the toilet seat? It’s a bathroom. It was pleasant and comfortable and safe. -How did it go in there?
-Oh my god, it was awesome! Everyone was so respectful! But someone did not raise the seat! So this would traditionally be a woman’s bathroom, there are private stalls. Was there a little pee-pee on the seat? Yeah, but that’s okay. I’m cool with that. You mind if I ask, number 1? Number 2? It’s a bathroom. You do one of the two. Are we sure who did that? Was it a man? Was it a woman? There’s no way of knowing, we’re all equal here. Personally, the way I look at it is, if you’re not taking a dump in an all-gender restroom, you’re taking a dump in hate. What was your experience like in the all-gender bathroom? This was my very first all-gender bathroom. I think I’m gonna be okay. What sets it apart? Uh, no urinals. So clearly this used to be a female bathroom. So you’re not allowed to take a **** in a urinal anymore I guess. No, I’m sure that’s still allowed. There we go, alright! (camera clicks) Hey, the protestors have all-gender bathrooms too! What’s your experience been using the portapotties here? Umm, on the scale of 1-to-Totally Disgusting, with Coachella being like an 11, they’re like an 8.5 I’ve definitely had worse. Inside, I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but they have all-gender bathrooms. So, what are your thoughts on that? Yeah, that’s good. I mean, it’s not such a huge…I mean the portapotties are all-gender, so… So there’s definitely some more work to be done. Yeah. Still a strong hover is in order. They call it, doing the gargoyle. Um, I’ve not heard that one, but I can tell you that my thighs have been in training for months during festival season, so I was ready for this s***. It’s a bathroom…I mean at my house we all have all-gender bathrooms, here we have all-gender portapotties. What’s interesting is that there are men’s rooms, and then there are women’s rooms, and then there are all-gender bathrooms. But the all-gender bathrooms are all stalls, so they actually had to take away some of the women’s rooms, in order to have the all-gender bathrooms. So it’s like, guys still have more bathroom choices than women. Are you trying to be like “Oh, women should have more” or something? I don’t know, it’s bathrooms, I feel like there’s more to think about than just where you’re gonna poop or pee. [LOU] You know what, you are right. There’s a lot more to think about than where to poop and pee.