Night Two of the Second 2020 Democratic Presidential Debate


-Let’s get to the news. Tonight was the second part of
the second Democratic debate, and it was fine, I guess,
but it did kind of feel like when your fun aunt goes home and you’re left
with your boring family again. [ Laughter ] Aww. Aunt Marianne lets us
finger-paint on the wall! [ Laughter ] Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used
his opening statement tonight to differentiate himself
from President Trump, saying, “The opposite of Donald Trump
is an Asian man who likes math.” [ Laughter ] Which is a great point, but I
actually think the opposite of Trump would be a black guy
who is a good president. There you go. [ Cheers and applause ] Didn’t know where you guys were
gonna land on that one. [ Laughter ] According to a debate coach
on CNN, Senator Bernie Sanders
got a B-plus for his performance last night, which he was
perfectly happy with. “The last thing I want is for
my grade to be in the top 1%!” [ Laughter ] B-plus.
[ Applause ] According to the final numbers, author Marianne Williamson was
the most searched-for candidate after last night’s debate,
which is silly. You don’t search for
Marianne Williamson. You just leave a window open and put a thimble full of
CBD oil on the sill. [ Laughter ] The personal Wikipedia page for
presidential hopeful John Delaney was vandalized
last night to say that Senator Elizabeth Warren
killed him during the Democratic debate. it’s now been corrected
to reflect that he is in serious
but stable condition. [ Laughter ] The White House has announced
that next week President Trump will visit a central Florida
retirement community, or as he told Wilbur Ross,
“Let’s go for a little drive.” [ Laughter ] “Look at all these nice friends
for you, Wilbur.” [ Laughter ] “Shuffleboard,
you like shuffleboard. Don’t cry, Wilbur.” [ Laughter ] A Delta pilot was removed
from a fully boarded flight and arrested yesterday
for allegedly attempting to fly the plane
while intoxicated. How did he get alcohol,
said people in coach. [ Laughter and applause ] Finally, a Florida man who goes
by the nickname “Murder” and has the word
“murder” tattooed on his neck pleaded guilty yesterday
to murder. [ Laughter ] Well, at least no one will have
to ask him what he’s in for.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. Obama good president???? He tortured Chelsea Manning, converted Lybia into a failed state, opened the Arctic for oil drilling, twice. Left the people of Flint drinking led poisoned water, left ppl with Obama care, which is in reality Romney care, without a public option, when he had majority in the senate and the house, was the deporter in chief, those cages were built during the Obama years. But you are right Obama was the opposite to Trump, he was a good boy bullied by his masters, while Trump is just a bully, both are pathetic.

  2. yah, with a good black president, we ended up with Donald Trump. That fact has already spoken the volume.

    Are we all expecting the same 2008 – 2016 again? Let's the establishment control us and fight with each other, instead of building a modern and better future? Think harder.

  3. Glad Yang finally said on television what I didn't notice until 2012. The Presidential Election process has become American Idol. So, of course we have a Reality TV star in the White House.

  4. haha … laugh at the circus and divide your opinion, and just like last time, the democrats wil lose to the unified assholes.

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  6. Dude just skimmed right past Andrew Yang's best talking points for a joke he said in the Joe Rogan Experience… wtf Seth?

  7. i clicked bc I thought seth was going to say something great about Yang? Andrew Yang2020! He will be the best president ever bc he will unite us, he gives us hope, he rep capitalism at its best, he represents a paradigm shift that we all need and want!!

  8. CNN is fucking bullshit. Idc what fucking dumbass grade the corrupt little shits give bernie. Warren and Bernie destroyed everyone else.

  9. Mr Yang needs the make the additional point that the Freedom Dividend will drive more illegals to become legal and those wishing to enter the states will want to do it the right way to qualify for the dividend!

  10. I like it when he admits white people are dumber than the blacks and the white audiences laughs
    ….aahhhh such joy…

  11. You include Yang's "opposite of Donald Trump" applause line, but not his closing statement? How does that not make it into this bit?

  12. Geez 🤦‍♀️ saw Yang and I clicked. Cool, you decided to make fun of him…

    Don't sleep on Andrew YANG #HumanityFirst #Yang2020 #YangGang yang2020.com

  13. I challenge any person to go to Andrew Yang's website, Yang2020.com,
    read some of his 100+ policy proposals, watch even one video on the
    site, and not come away with the feeling they have to donate to this
    man, and tell everyone they know about him. All it takes is one time.
    You will be so happy you did. Hope renewed, society restored, money in
    our pockets. It is an amazing feeling.

  14. I challenge any person to go to Andrew Yang's website, Yang2020.com,
    read some of his 100+ policy proposals, watch even one video on the
    site, and not come away with the feeling they have to donate to this
    man, and tell everyone they know about him. All it takes is one time.
    You will be so happy you did. Hope renewed, society restored, money in
    our pockets. It is an amazing feeling.

  15. I challenge any person to go to Andrew Yang's website, Yang2020.com,
    read some of his 100+ policy proposals, watch even one video on the
    site, and not come away with the feeling they have to donate to this
    man, and tell everyone they know about him. All it takes is one time.
    You will be so happy you did. Hope renewed, society restored, money in
    our pockets. It is an amazing feeling.

  16. Andrew Yangs human centered capitalism is a great concept I support. People should really be considering this.

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  18. It’s fun seeing everyone dismiss Yang, but seeing all the love for Yang in the comments. He’s what the people want.

  19. Sorry dude, sorry to burst your bubble but no thanks, NObama…NObama was not a very good president…NObama the drone guy…no, never not ever….That guy was just an elite democrat….I jumped that elite dem ship with NObama….never go back….until I met Yang….If Yang loses the dem primaries, I jump ship again…never go back….

  20. People in Houston loves Yang including Asian (not only Chinese America), can't wait to watch his debate. I watched most of the Asian news coverage too-It's interesting to find out Yang not only reunite American he reunite Asian too! But the main point I am making is he won't be bias, he will support all the people(not only some groups in their interest only) in United States of America, Yang is a very open minded, generous, fare and honest person.

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