Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me


>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE’RE BACK HERE WITH LARRY DAVID. LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.>>YUP.>>Stephen: I’LL– I WILL– I
WILL WAIT. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
YOU’RE– ( GARGLING ).>>Stephen: PLEASE.>>YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY,
EXACTLY. SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON 10 NOW. ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW? WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. DOES THIS NEED TO BE
CONTEXTUALIZED OR SET UP IN ANY WAY?>>NO, NOTHING NEEDS SOON SET
UP. IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT.>>I’M A FANTASTIC DISHWASHER. DID YOU KNOW THAT? I CAN PUT MY HANDS IN BOILING,
SCALDING WATER, AND I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING. I DON’T NEED GLOVES.>>LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS.>>I’M REALLY GOOD.>>YOU’VE NEVER WASHED A DISH IN
YOUR LIFE.>>WELL, I HAVEN’T WASHED THEM
IN A WHILE–>>YOU WATCHED SOMEBODY ELSE
WASH AND SAID, “I COULD BE GOOD AT THAT.>>I KNOW I’M A GREAT
DISHWASHER!>>YOU NEVER WASHED.>>I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I’LL DO
I’LL STICK MY ( BLEEP ) HANDS RIGHT NOW–
>>YOU DON’T HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.>>I DO HAVE SPECIAL HANDS.>>DO YOU NOT HAVE SPECIAL
HANDS.>>THEY’RE VERY SPECIAL. I’LL STICK THEM UNDER ANY HOAT
WATER YOU CAN FIND.>>THAT’S INSANE!( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: NO SETUP. NO SETUP. I CAN SEE YOUR HANDS.>>SPECIAL HANDS.>>Stephen: CAN I SEE YOUR
HANDS? CAN I SEE YOUR HANDS.>>I HAVE SPECIAL– I HAVE
SPECIAL HANDS. I CAN STICK THEM UNDER THE
HOTTEST WATER YOU CAN FIND. I DON’T NEED TO WEAR GLOVES.>>Stephen: HERE YOU ARE,
AMERICA HAS GROWN TO LOVE YOU, AGAIN, AS– AS BERNIE SANDERS.( APPLAUSE )
BERNIE SANDERS IS MY GUEST TOMORROW NIGHT DURKS KNOW THAT?>>I HEARD THAT.>>Stephen: YOU PLAYED HIM AT
LEAST A DOZEN TIMES.>>THIS SEEMS A LITTLE
DANGEROUS. YOU COULD SPILL IT.>>Stephen: I KNOW WHAT I’M
DOING.>>ARE YOU AWARE —
>>Stephen: I’M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.>>ARE YOU COMPLETELY AWARE AS
YOU’RE TALKING.>>Stephen: 100%. LOOK AT THAT.>>YEAH, GOOD.>>Stephen: NOTHING.>>I’M SLIGHTLY CONCERNED.>>Stephen: THEY DON’T GIVE
THU JOB UNLESS YOU CAN DO THAT.>>I THINK THIS IS IN A VERY
PRECARIOUS POSITION THIS CUP. WHY IS IT NOT OVER HERE WHY DO
YOU HAVE TWO CHAIRS? DO YOU HAVE TWO PEOPLE.>>Stephen: LAST NIGHT, BOBBY
CANNAVALE, AND HIS WIFE WERE ON. THEY’RE DOING “MEDEA” AT BAM.>>THAT WOULD BE GREAT.>>Stephen: I SOMETIMES DO
HAVE TWO GUESTS OVER THERE. DO YOU EVER GO ON TV SHOWS WITH
SOMEONE ELSE?>>ARE YOU NUTS.>>Stephen: BACK IN THE DAY I
THOUGHT YOU AND– SEINFELD MIGHT HAVE–
>>NO.>>Stephen: NO?>>I THINK WE HAVE A VERY GOOD
RAPPORT. YEAH.( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: I’M– AGAIN– THAT
SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO END THE INTERVIEW.>>NO, NO, NO.>>Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU’RE DRAWING A LINE GOING, “THIS HAS BEEN GOOD–”
>>HERE’S THE THING. YOU WEAR GLASSES. YOU’RE NOT BALD. I HAVE A GREAT RAPPORT WITH BALD
MEN FOR SURE.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>I DO. I LOVE BALD MEN. AND IF YOU’RE NOT BALD, WEARING
GLASS ALSO IS HELPFUL, YOU KNOW,.>>Stephen: OKAY.>>BUT HAIR AND NO GLASSES, I’M
NOT GOING TO GET ALONG WITH WELL WITH YOU.>>Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ASK BERNIE TOMORROW NIGHT? SO, LIKE, GET AN ANSWER FROM HIM
THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF LATER?>>I WOULD SAY… I WOULD BEG
HIM TO DROP OUT SO I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP FLYING IN FROM
LOS ANGELES TO DO “S.N.L..”>>Stephen: HE’S DOING VERY
WELL THIS YEAR. HE’S TIED IN IOWA. HE RAISED $36 MILLION.>>I THOUGHT WHEN HE HAD THE
HEART ATTACK THAT WOULD BE IT, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO FLY IN FROM
LOS ANGELES. HE’S INDESTRUCTIBLE. NOTHING STOPS THIS MAN.>>Stephen: RIGHT.( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: HAVE YOU MET HIM? HAVE YOU SPENT ANY TIME–
>>YES, I MET HIM. IF HE WINS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT WILL DO TO MY LIFE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? I MEAN, I–
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
♪ ♪ ♪ I MEAN, IT WILL BE– IT WILL BE
LIKE– IT WILL BE GREAT FOR THE COUNTRY, GREAT FOR THE COUNTRY. TERRIBLE FOR ME.( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU LOVE NEW YORK, RIGHT?>>YEAH! I DO, BUT I DON’T WANT TO KEEP
FLYING IN TO DO THIS. YOU KNOW, BERNIE. I LOVE NEW YORK, I’M VERY
COMFORTABLE HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I CAN’T GET A CAB, PEOPLE
STOP FOR IT ME. THEY DO. LIKE, I’LL BE ON THE STREET–
I’LL BE ON THE STROAT TRYING TO WAVE SOMEBODY DOWN. A CAR WILL STOP, “HEY, LARRY! HEY, LARRY! COME OWHERE ARE YOU GOING?”
>>Stephen: HONESTLY.>>HONEST TO GOD, I’VE DONE IT
TWICE. I’VE GOTTEN INTO STRANGERS’ CARS
TWICE. “LARRY, COME ON IN HERE!”
>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS OFF BRAND FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD GET
INTO A STRANGER’S CAR. AREN’T YOU A GERMAPHOB?>>I WAS LATE AND I DIDN’T PEE. YOU KNOW.( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: I WAS GOING TO PICK THIS UP LIKE IT WAS A BOOK. “CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM” RETURNS
JANUARY 19 ON HBO. MR. LARRY DAVID, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. I pitched my voice with all the ignorant self-confidence I could muster. This is the true mark of nobility. The unshakeable belief that they can do anything: tan leather, shoe a horse, spin pottery, plow a field….if they really wanted to. -Patrick Rothfuss (from a Wise Man's Fear: The Kingkiller Chronical)

  2. Larry looks more than a little like Bernie. If they’re not related hoping Larry will do impressions in the run up to the next Presidential campaign! Balancing act with Alec Baldwin.

  3. Unbelievable… did you guys learn nothing from the last hundred years. More proof that one out of three Democrats is as stupid as the other two.

  4. These idiot leftists and Susan Woijicki (who deliberately pushes this on YT) clearly haven’t learned a thing behind the formation of the U.S and why it’s different than other countries.

  5. Jesus Christ, Colbert. That was harder to watch than the first part of the interview. For someone who is supposed to be a good improviser, you sure know how to stop a conversation from going anywhere. What a train wreck. Ask some interesting open-ended questions for once, and stop alienating your guests. Larry David is doing all the work in the conversation, and you're surprised when he comments about how badly the interview is going.

  6. I think Bernie's song should be"Lies, lies, you're tellin' me that you'll be true
    Lies, lies
    That's all I ever get from you"

  7. Lol Democrat’s won’t win anything they have spent the last 5 years being delusional lying and deceitful the only people who think they are right is themselves they should be ashamed of the way the have carried on for 4 years.traitors to their own country

  8. It's pretty clear now that the team of The Late Show is endorsing Bernie Sanders as the 2020 presidential candidate. You are a good wise man Stephen, David Letterman must be very proud of you.

  9. I like how he said they have a good rapport… commenting on the fact that they did in fact not have a good rapport during this interview at all. That was awkward as hell.

  10. Bernie would be terrible for the country. I don't want the Govt. telling me what medical procedures I need if taken ill. Larry is rich so he can afford to go to high end doctors and get whatever procedure he wants. Right now, all citizens have the power to choose. We will lose that power if Bernie is elected & gets his way.

  11. lol' It look like Larry was thinking 😅 dam it If I openly support Bernie I can kiss any possibility of a season 11 good by 🤔 so let me think quick 😅

    🙄 Ok here goes.. well If Bernie wins it will be Great for the country but bad for me 😉 wow what a great answer👌and an answer possibly worthy of reading between the lines 😇

  12. Bernie- President
    Larry- Vice President
    They could do public events together. Larry could comment and clarify bernies message…would watch…

  13. Bernie & Larry are distant cousins. When they discovered it on that finding your roots show, their reactions were awesome. 😄

  14. Bernie is great for the uber wealthy like Larry and Stephen who can hide their wealth from the IRS and terrible for the rest of us who can’t.

  15. I like Bernie, but I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE LOSES, so I can see the faces of all of his condescending, arrogant supporters who've bullied and berated me and anybody else who had an iota of a different opinion. And yes, I consider myself a progressive Democrat. But I've experienced more hatred from Bernie supporters than Trump supporters. That says a lot.

  16. Sanders is mentally ill… He suffers from a long term case of delusions.. Not to mention, he is from the Northeast… Where, Russia owns a vast majority of the forestry industry, in the region…. The Russian Mob, to be exact….

  17. Tom Steyer is a good guy. Look at his track record. Do your own investigating and you'll see he has integrity and morals and maybe, most importantly, intelligence. Yes, he's spending LOTS of money of his own to run his campaign. But what better to spend money on? He's trying to let people meet him so they can see for themselves that he wants to fix the broken America we live in. Of course no one person can fix it. But he has taken on the BIG corporations on the side of right and justice and health, and won in real battles.
    I hope with my heart that he somehow has a miracle surge and can find the way to be the nominee for President on the Democratic ticket. America needs a leader that is not dishonest, not mean, not stupid, and not prone to wild fits of egomaniacal behavior.

  18. I’m starting to wonder if the DNC didn’t screw Bernie last time, but actually some plot by Larry so he didn’t have to play him continuously! Lol.

  19. Bernie winning the race and making Larry to stick to his SNL job sounds exactly like a classic Larry David moment, isn't it?

  20. "I noticed two things about New York City: 1) It smells, and 2) The people talk very loud." Greta Tunberg, 2019 on The Daily Show.

  21. If you like Larry you have to like Bernies personality, because they are both grumpy, funny, Jewish NewYorkers that like to bring joy to young people, one with entertainment, the other with policy!! 😊 Bernie 2020 🔥🔥

  22. He should not have mentioned bernies heart attack. It was chest pain that ended up being a small heart attack. Should of left that part out.

  23. “Great for the country?” David’s part of the upper 1% Sanders SUPPOSEDLY disdains. But this is Hollywood – you support the leftist to stay on the “A” for those lavish parties to which they drive their gas guzzling foreign luxury cars and wear designer clothes that cost more than a year’s income of the average American.

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