Honest Government Ad | My Police State!
Hello, I’m from the Australien Government Have you been too busy to notice
that we’re dismantling democracy? Well, here’s a new app to help you keep
track of all our shitfuckery Introducing: My Police State! Just like My Health Record but with no clear
opt out choice, My Police State is for your own safety Which is why we’ve already signed you up coz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on our exciting journey
into authoritarianism My Police State! Packed with exciting features. Like 20-year
jail sentences if you make us look bad by commiting the crime of Journalism And especially the crime of Whistleblowing.
Just ask Witness K who exposed how we helped
an oil company fuck over Timor Leste We’re pushing to try him in a secret court. Because… My Police State! Also includes: new laws to break up protests new laws to break encryption facial recognition as well as attacks on courts and judges… on Unions… And attacks on Aunty.
Or as we call her, Auntyfa *snort* Oh and remember we’ve also made it a crime
to impersonate the Government, so don’t do it My Police State! To run My Police State, we’ve created a brand
new Government Department: Home Affairs Located in Canberra’s leafy suburb of Mordor,
it brings our most powerful agencies together under one single roof. Even the Federal Police Which means if we ever need to investigate,
say, Borcer Force for human rights abuses in Nauru or ASIO for cooking up WMDs to justify another war Home Affairs will be investigating itself. What could go wrong? Sure, there’s a risk that this unholy concentration
of power could one day fall into the hands of a cold-hearted minister who despises
human rights and… oh wait… One ring to rule them all Ok so we’re fucked But hey, the PM had to do something to keep
Pete from taking his job and selling out your liberties was worth it Home Affairs – coz your Home is where you’re
most likely to be harmed; but we also know that hyping up fears of gangs, terrorists
and refugees is way more effective at scaring you into letting us build
an authoritarian shitshow My Police State If you don’t like My Police State you can
opt out at the next federal election PS. My Police State is supported by both major parties Authorised by the Department of Home O’Fears