Donald Trump Has Nothing To Apologize For


I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU,
BECAUSE I SAID A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT
ARE, YOU KNOW, IN POLITE COMPANY PERHAPS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.>>ALMOST.>>Stephen: ALMOST
UNFORGIVABLE.>>AND SOME NICE THINGS.>>Stephen: I DON’T REMEMBER,
I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING NICE. I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING
NICE. ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU’LL ACCEPT MY
APOLOGY.>>ACCEPTED.>>Stephen: I JUST WANT TO
GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, IS THERE ANYBODY YOU WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOURSELF?>>AH, NO.>>Stephen: NO?>>MAYBE THE AUDIENCE. HOW ABOUT THE AUDIENCE? NO, NO APOLOGIES.>>Stephen: LET’S TALK ABOUT
IMMIGRATION. I KNOW YOU BELIEVE ALL ILLEGAL
ILL GRANTS SHOULD BE DEPORTED.>>TRUE. WE HAVE TO BRING PEOPLE– LOOK,
WE HAVE A COUNTRY. WE HAVE BORDERS. WE HAVE NO BORDERS RIGHT NOW. WE DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY. NUMBER ONE, WE’RE GOING TO BUILD
A WALL.( APPLAUSE )
— OH, LISTEN TO THIS.
EVEN WITH YOUR CROWD.>>Stephen: THEY LOVE– THEY
LOVE THE WALL. PEOPLE LOVE THE WALL.>>WE HAVE TO HAVE A WALL. WE HAVE TO HAVE A BORDER. AND IN THAT WALL, WE’RE GOING TO
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BIG, FAT DOOR WHERE PEOPLE CAN– THEY COME
INTO THE COUNTRY– ( LAUGHTER )
AND THEY COME IN– LISTEN TO THIS. A BEAUTIFUL DOOR WHERE PEOPLE
CAN COME INTO THE COUNTRY BUT THEY HAVE TO COME IN LEGALLY.>>Stephen: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND
THAT.>>THAT’S WHAT A COUNTRY IS ALL
ABOUT.>>Stephen: YOU AID MEXICO
WILL PAY FOR THIS.>>THAT’S CORRECT GLI KNOW “ART
OF THE DEAL” AND ALL THAT. HOW DO YOU GET THE MEXICANS TO
DO THIS. LET’S TO ROLE PLAYING. I’M YOU, YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF
MEXICO. YOU CALL ME UP. “DONALD!>>ARE YOU READY? WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL. ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THE
WALL. WE HAVE BEEN ABUSED FOR A LONG
TIME AT THE BORDER. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.>>Stephen: NO, NO.>>JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND. JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND. THE WALL ITSELF, WE OWE– DO YOU
KNOW THAT WE HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH MEXICO, AND I’LL
CALL YOU NOW STEPHEN AS OPPOSED TO WHERE WE’RE GOING. OF ALMOST– LISTEN TO THIS,
STEPHEN. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WHO IS THIS
STEPHEN?>>YOU’RE RIGHT. ALMOST $45 BILLION, A TRADE
DEFICIT. THE WALL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT $5
BILLION TO $7 BILLION. THAT’S SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY
IS VERY EASY TO BUILD. IT WILL BE NOT A PENETRABLE
WALL. THIS WILL BE A SERIOUS WALL.>>Stephen: I CAN SUGGEST
SOMETHING? YES.>>Stephen: CAN I SUGGEST
SOMETHING?>>GO AHEAD.>>Stephen: HOW ABOUT TWO
WALLS, OKAY–>>CONNECTED.>>Stephen: NO, NO, NOT
CONNECTED. TWO WALLS, ONE HERE, ONE THERE,
IN BETWEEN A MOAT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>AND A NICE RESORT.>>Stephen: FILLED WITH FIRE.>>OH, YEAH.>>Stephen: AND FIREPROOF
CROCODILES. IS THAT ENOUGH? WHAT DO WE DO? HOW DO WE BUILD A WALL THAT WILL
ACTUALLY KEEP PEOPLE OUT.>>THE INTERESTING THING, 2,000
YEARS AGO YOU HAD THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA, 13,000 MILES LONG.>>Stephen: JESUS HELPED BUILD
THAT.>>YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU’RE RIGHT. HERE YOU’RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT
1,000 MILES. YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT 1,000
MILES. THERE ARE 2,000 BUT YOU NEED IT
IN 1,000 MILES. WE CAN HAVE A GREAT AND
BEAUTIFUL WALL. IT WILL BE UP. IT WILL STOP. WE’LL HAVE OUR BORDER, AND GUESS
WHAT? NOBODY COMES IN UNLESS THEY HAVE
THEIR PAPERS, AND THEY COME IN LEGALLY. AND WE STOP CRIME AND WE STOP
PROBLEMS AND WE STOP DRUG TRADE, WHICH IS MASSIVE. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SO MUCH DRUG
TRADE, THE CARTELS, ARE POURING THROUGH, JUST LIKE THERE’S
NOTHING, POURING THROUGH CHICAGO, NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES,
THE MONEY GOES OUT, THE DRUGS COME IN. WE’RE GOING TO STOP IT.>>Stephen: OKAY, WELL THAT
WOULD BE GOOD, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.>>I THINK SO.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I’M
GOING TO THROW YOU A BIG, FAT, MEAT BALL FOR YOU TO HIT OUT OF
THE PARK RIGHT NOW.>>GOOD.>>Stephen: THIS IS THE LAST
TIME YOU EVER HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS QUESTION IF YOU HIT THE
BALL. BIG, OLD– THERE’S, LIKE, SAUCE
ALL OVER MY HANDS, THIS MEATED BALL IS SO BIG.>>I WANT TO HEAR THIS ONE.>>Stephen: BARACK OBAMA BORN
IN THE UNITED STATES. GO. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>LET ME JUST —
>>WAS HE? IT’S A MEATBALL!>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: IT’S HANGING OUT
THERE! RIGHT THERE! COME ON! ( APPLAUSE ).>>AND YOU WANT TO KNOW, I DON’T
TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T TALK
ABOUT IT?>>I TALK ABOUT JOBS. I TALK ABOUT OUR VETERANS BEING
HORRIBLY TREATED.>>Stephen: THAT MEATBALL IS
NOW BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE STEPSAVE SUBWAY BY A RAT.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. A piece of advice: the Great Wall in China is a bad example. It failed to prevent the invasion of nomads and the Japanese. The only value of a Wall is for tourism today.

  2. I can't tell if old Donnie sounds dumber now, or back then… Probably now because all this shit he's spewing never worked out! Bahahaha!!! 😒🍊💩

  3. Can anyone explain the meaning of the meatball for me? I mean not the definition of the word meatball but the message of Stephen 'saying. Thanks

  4. Stephen you idiot…
    you are the guy who give the idea of crocodiles on border to Trump.
    you must know he can't understand jokes.

  5. This interview has aged well. Currently over half of Americans want to impeach Trump while the other half think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

  6. Boy Stephen is grasping at straws here. Everybody knows Mexico is not really going to pay. We’re not as dump as the democrats think.

  7. I don't even like Trump, but you gotta admit, hes pretty funny. He should have stuck to reality tv instead of degrading the white house with his filth.

  8. Trump: 2000 years ago you had the Great Wall of China.
    Historian: And then the Mongols invaded and took over China like the wall wasn't even there.

  9. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone bite their tongue sooo much! Lmfao ! Poor Stephen ! I can’t tell if he’s having a blast or ripping apart his sanity in his head.

  10. People laughing… they all thought it was funny because he was just a freak that would never win… a lesson to be learn here

  11. 220 years ago, Mexico (and Spain) failed to build a wall, up the Mississippi, and all the way to the Atlantic Ocean (Louisiana to Florida coast).

  12. Trump does actually have at least one thing to apologize for. He promised to reduce the national debt, which doubled with Obama, but instead it grew by another three billion.

  13. “And we stop crime…” ok, now, if after this sentence Trump makes it to his second mandate as president of the United States of America, it would mean that Americans are really stupid.

  14. What I want to know is who is donald hiding by displaying this alter-ego that is all BUILD WALL NO APPOLOGIES… who is he really. What the hell does a person have to go through his life go become this! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AMERICA??

  15. I didn't like Trump before, but after seeing him in this show I like him; however, he needs to improve presidential leadership mindset to be a great POTUS.

  16. Obama was not born in America.. everyone knows that who isn’t a diehard leftist . Even Hillary Clinton knew that she’s the one who told everyone..

  17. Little did he know his border wall would be so be so bad. The Mexicans wouldn't even bother going over it or under. They'd go-to their local hardware store and just drill straight threw it.😂😂😂😂 I can't wait for the YouTube tutorial. "Drill through the wall for $100??? 😲😲😲👻👻👻👻"

  18. Welp. So much for that impenetrable wall. As of Nov 2019, it's been penetrated by a 100 dollar tool from Home Depot.

  19. Telling someone you're sorry and then asking them to apologise as well….that's an insincere apology….. Stephen is always a petty person….

  20. Stephen treat Mr . trump like little kids
    Or uneducated man that wasn't nice but trump at least control himself as president 😀😃😄😄

  21. I'm agree about Mr. Trump some isues many years ago I beat up to death by third 🌎 country butchers smelly southern isian even he took thousand $ my money
    Another shit hole country illegal from poor starve shite hole country took somedays green-card he stolen & he killed tow people without driver licence his name wasn't real name was stolen green- card name he's in prison I hope George Bush deport him is been 18 years.
    This is how shite hole people poor starve shite hole country lives in USA get free benefits most of them stolen passport green card drive licence rest of their life free living free housing free medical 😠😡is not fair for people worked hard for living & third 🌎 country bring their crimes with them live free & jail of USA is paradise for them compare to their starve native land deserts junggle island's canyouns war country …..This is one think about him & I'm side of him 100% ….USA become shite hole country third 🌎 country criminals 😠😡

  22. Watching this in 2019… omg how much more sarcastic could he be haha. Imagine having him back now in the middle of an impeachment??!

  23. My pal president Trump I think he is a true and very intellegent and he is humble and would help the average human being in the country I'm sure of that being a gemini were a good reader of people

  24. Wtf does this colbert care what the president of mexico has to say hunh .
    Wtf does it matter .
    Colbert you were never a true american

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