A Date With A Liberal



look I'm as liberal as they come but I think health care is a privilege look I'm as liberal as they come but I don't know why poor people don't just sell gold like my dad did look I'm as liberal as they come but I don't get why women want to run for office I'm as liberal as they come but bisexuals I'm as liberal as they come but I don't get why my tax money has to go to poor people shouldn't go to rich people and companies who know how to handle their money look I even voted for Kerry but like if you're poor you I'm as liberal as the next guy but I think Bill O'Reilly's got some good you look I'm as liberal as they come but rich people are job creators look I'm all for feminism but it should be illegal for my wife to yell at me when I make a mess I'm as liberal as they come but if I can't read what's on the menu you're getting a 1-star on Yelp look I'm a big feminist but I mean there's a reason I voted for Trump so I want to come back to my place

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. the spilled sauce (or whatever the fuck it is) makes a dick shape 😂 did yall notice
    😂😂 haha lms if u noticed lol
    lms if you get it 😂 do you get it i get it haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cann we hit 5k likes

  2. I'm not a racist, but…

    I'm not sexist but…

    i'm not a homophobe, but…

    If someone starts a sentence with these, it's obvious they're somewhat racist/sexist/homophobic. And they're worse for pretending they're not being a piece of shit, acting like their intolerance is acceptable, logical. I hate people like this.

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